The Best and Worst of HIVE
A sloppy night at HIVE – something we all need in our lives right now. Many valentine's days have been spent singing hearts out to ABBA and searching Beer Bar for the next one night romance. We won’t be together this year, so instead we got you to send in your best, or worst, pulling stories from HIVE, and boy are they messy.
The responses are anonymous, much like the pull whose name you cannot remember. Enjoy laughing at someone else's expense (perhaps it’ll remind you of your own experiences 😹), no fear here!
Positive Pulls!
This one is so sweet I feel a bit sick:
‘Pulling a random girl at the end of hive singing hey baby when I was in 1st year at, she’s now my girlfriend and we are in our 5th year at UofG, and we can’t wait to get back to hive! (Future hive stag do/wedding pending)’
Is this a thing I didn’t know about? Help?
‘I met my boyfriend at Valentine’s Day hive! Romantic or what!’
Bit harsh, but you might not be missing out on much...
‘That I’ve never pulled anyone in hive’
Some *not so great* stories
A mini novel nonetheless, worth the read. Hope your classes aren’t too awkward... (let’s just blame the pints of fun)
‘Psa: am a bit of an empowered slag - and this is my best and worst pulling story: I started out strong on the dance floor with a mate, started chatting to some boys got a few pints of fun from them before feeling up the arse of a guy at the bar beside me after some sexy eye contact. 2 more pints of fun and me and my mate have each pulled 4 guys at the bar. Onto the dance floor, I see my other friends, snog a guy I see en route, end up pulling a friend of a friend, go back to hers. Pretty shit sex (find out she's never even kissed anyone after) and run back to halls only to repeat the same thing the next night with different girl at polo. Turns out this girl is in my seminar and lecture the next day where she doesn't make eye contact once. P.s. Some random guy walked in mid shag and she claimed not to know who he was. I've just found out a year later that it was her bf.’ [italics are my emphasis]
My question is, how did you not know you weren't in a bathroom? Carpet? Lights? Flush??
‘Woke up after a hive night out (remember them!) thinking I was in my own bed, walked towards (in the dark) what I thought was the bathroom and pissed, turns out I pissed all over this chicks roommates room, long story short they just got a puppy, so she got the blame (And they call it puppy love?)’
I really hope you didn’t continue to pull after that one.
‘Guy clearly thought he was taller than me and then clearly wasn’t... which led to his tongue going fully up my nostril which was the peak of gross’
No explanation needed!
‘My ex’
Ouch. Watch the notebook and listen to some Cardi B, you’ll be fine in no time <3
‘After finally pulling a crush of a few months, the stopped mid pull, dragged me to the smoking area and told me they were in love with a course mates.’
A nice one to end on...
‘Pissed myself mid pull’
